World War 3 - coming soon?

MOOD: frothing at the mouth.

MUSIC: Akon feat. T-Pain "I Can’t Wait"

for those who are still living underneath a cave this past weekend, Russia and Georgia are duking it out Tom Clancy style after Georgia invaded its breakaway province of South Ossetia, which lies at the border between the two countries. The Georgian move killed several Russian dudes acting as peacekeepers in the region, causing a lot of cries of "For Mother Russia!" from Ivan.

what is interesting is that the West is keeping strangely mum about all this, with only a few halfhearted statements from America condemning Russia’s "dangerous and disproportionate" actions. well, that’s to be expected–Russia is a Security Council member, and its still a major world power with thermonuclear capability. you don’t dick around with such a big boy, like, say, with Iran and North Korea.

Bush, however, recently said that Russia’s attacks "will not go unanswered."

bring it on, baby! we might as well construct bunkers now and hoard some Pringles. the end of the world is nigh–4 years ahead of schedule!

Leave a Reply